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Honey, you’re free to have an affair with Matt Damon …

Ted
February
5

Just so long as I can respond in kind with SarahSilverman.

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Cat Power

Ted
January
13

If you’re a cat owner, you will instantly see the brilliance in this short bit. If you aren’t, well, sorry — inside joke.

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Watch The Breakfast Club today

Andy
December
4

The website I’ve been working on (fancast) just deployed a new version (1.7) and since fancast has access to the HULU full-length videos you can do cool things like watch Breakfast Club while you are at work.

Most videos will now run full-screen (but not any Hulu videos). Enjoy some media a work……

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Does liking ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ make me a girl?

Ted
November
30

0143038419.jpgIf so, who cares? Pass the tampons.

It should be noted, though, that I listened to the audio book of “Eat, Pray, Love” (with the author, Elizabeth Gilbert, narrating), which I got off Audible. I don’t read any more. Reading is for boys.

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Penn Wins!

Matt
November
7

Just an update to my previous post, Penn’s own Chord on Blues won the title of Worst A Cappella Group in the Ivy League this week. Go Chords!

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I ain’t here to clean your house, you pagan asshole. Praise Jesus.

Gwynne
November
4

I knew there was a reason not to trust Portuguese speakers.

(Don’t ask me why I was surfing on GodTube.com. I just was, okay.)

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A Cappellosers

Matt
October
30

Like Apple and its iPhone, IvyGateBlog has just scratched a collective itch
we didn’t even know we had by introducing the “Worst Ivy League A Cappella Tournament.” There are 8 groups in the line-up, and I’m afraid that the Penn group, Chord-on-Blues, are the #1 Seed - and they decimated Harvard’s #8 Seed yesterday with this little apple of dischord:

Sample THAT, Kanye.

With the football team playing like crap this year, this may be Penn’s only chance to win an Ivy title this fall.

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‘Dan in Real Life’ is not a total cheese-fest

Ted
October
28

daninreallifeposterbig.jpgEven though it was directed by Peter Hedges, the guy who wrote “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” and “About a Boy” (two phenomenally poignant flicks), I couldn’t help thinking “Dan in Real Life” would be 100 percent cheese whiz (despite the Metacritic score of 65).

This preconception, I guess, came mostly from the movie’s vapid trailer, which makes way too much of one of the weakest jokes (Steve Carrell gets another traffic ticket and tells the officer to  “put it on my tab”) and sappy looking scenes of Carrell as a widower taking care of three kids. Oh, and worst of all, Dane Cook. Gag me with a spoon.

With these lower than low expectations, I entered the theater and was promptly blown away. The movie is better than the aforementioned Hedges movies, mostly due to Carrell. After ducking out of his Rhode Island family reunion he falls hard and fast for a girl he meets at a local bookstore (Juliet Binoche), only to learn she’s the girlfriend of … Dane Cook. Watching Carrell go through the rest of the week agonizingly trying to keep his infatuation with Binoche on the DL was hilarious, and something that I could easily identify with. My kind of chick flick.

Here’s one of my favorite scenes (the one about Ruthie “pigface” Draper):

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2nd Base Must Be Saved

Meghan
October
23

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and everywhere you look you can see pink. From the lights in the city to the ribbons on politicians, everyone is trying to help raise not only awareness but money. In today’s multitude of causes, one needs to find a way to make their message stand out. Well I think the Kelly Rooney Foundation, inspired by Ms. Rooney who lost her battle with cancer, found the way to get your attention while raising funds to find a cure. Her friends and family have created a website and a T-Shirt to “Save 2nd Base” Check out the site at http://www.save2ndbase.com/

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Terror Behind the Walls

Parisa
October
13

OMG, this haunted house at Eastern State Penitentiary totally freaked me out. In a good way.

(This was posted from the Mount Laurel Public Library. Yeah.)

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